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That’s how the CIA gets you Dad: Hobi we live in Korea Sunnyboi: shit u right Bunny boy: hyungs I did something stupid Sunnyboi: bitch we been knew Yoongles: we saw the screenshots Kook Namkanda: you and Jimin are childhood friends why would he lie to you?Bunny boy: Chaeyoung is just too sweet for that she’s super nice and she’s always complimenting you guys and it just didn’t sound believable Namkanda: so essentially you’re pussy whipped Sunnyboi: glad you weren’t drinking coffee this time Namkanda: I’m glad you didn’t send that fucking picture Sunnyboi: This one??? Kookie: I told them your car got vandalized and they didn’t care and I forgot to call Jimin hyung, hyung, and he got mad at me and I made it worse and then he deleted me from his contacts so I was talking to my hyungs and they said you did some shit Chaeyoungie: like what? Chaeyoungie: god those fags can’t stop ruining shit can they Kookie: excuse me? I don’t like them, they’re gay Kook what if they try and seduce you? Kookie: you’re a horrible fucking person Kookie: we’re done Chaeyoungie: I don’t really give a fuck Kook I’ve been fucking Hojin on the side Kookie: Choi Hojin?Chimmy: 1)I need to fucking pee 2) kook is the token straight guy in this group and I’m the gay childhood friend with the crush on him and 3) he's sleeping like this on me and I want to cry Taehyungie: oh well suck it up Chimmy: asshole PSA I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST ROSE OR OTHER BLACKPINK MEMBERS!!!!!!Rosekook is a ridiculous ship to me and it was the easiest for me to write so that's why it's included so don't threaten to hit me with that DDU-DU DDU-DU please and thank you.Bunny boy: yeah a really detailed one Jimmy John: she probably deserved it Bunny boy: that’s fucking rude Jimin Jimmy John: your girlfriend’s car got fucked up and somehow you forget honorifics?? Minnie: not really Minnie: I’ve had a crush on him since we were kids and I know I’m super fucking obvious about it but at this point I’m pretty sure he knows and just ignores it Taehyungie: I’ve been trying for years to get y’all together but idk anymore Chim Minnie: thanks Tae...Jimmy John: because last time I fucking checked I’m two years older than you Bunny boy: I’m pretty sure there’s more important things than me calling you hyung Jimmy John: You know what? Yoongles: Jesus Christ kid Sunnyboi: how come everytime I’m here no one says shit but the one time I’m getting dick shit falls apart Mom: one time?? I think it’s just time for me to move on Taehyungie: are you sure? I’ve been hung up on him too long Taehyungie: I’ll support you in whatever you do Chim Minnie: thanks Tae, I gtg Mario: WAS THERE AN ACCIDENT ARE THEY OKAY?!?Guccihoe: if I wasn't I would probably be bored enough to read through this bullshit Bunny boy: that’s fucking rude Sunnyboi: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Jimmy John: LISTEN TO THIS FUCKING SHITMario: oh fuck Namkanda: gtg Jimmy John: GET TBE FUCK BACK HERE NOWGuccihoe: IS THIS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH ROSEJimmy John: DONT EVER MENTION THAT NAME AGAINJimmy John: BUT YESBunny boy: What’d Chaeyoung do?? Yoongles: I’m otw Bunny boy: GUYS CHAEYOUNGS CAR GOT VANDALIZED LAST NIGHTGuccihoe: coolio Mario: Sunnyboi: what happened to it?

Sunnyboi: eh 6/10 would hit again if bored Mom: well damn Guccihoe: wait though... You have 5 if I remember correctly Bunny boy: no Jimin hyung, that’s 6Guccihoe: wow he finally gets respect and he’s not even here Bunny boy: ?? Mario: idk Namkanda: no clue Yoongles: I don’t speak korean Sunnyboi: I can’t read Bunny boy: um okay Bunny boy: did I do something wrong? Yoongles: ask him Kook: he blocked me Namkanda: my sweet innocent child blocked someone...Yoongles: all you got is broad shoulders you bottom bitch square the fuck up Mario: actually I have......... Kook: I don’t wanna talk about it Tae Tae: does it have something to do with Chim? Kook: no Tae Tae: I feel like you’re lying but okay Kook: I just.... Tae Tae: wtf does that mean Kook: I don’t want to say Tae Tae: STOP BEING A PUSSY AND TELL MEKook: FINE I SAW HYUNG WEARING A THONG AND HIS ASS WAS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I POPPED A BONER BACKSTAGE AND I HAD TO RUN TO THE BATHROOM TO GET RID OF IT BEFORE WE PERFORMEDTae Tae: did you just admit it Kook: admit what Tae Tae: that you’re gay Kook: no tf I’m not Tae Tae: okay fine bi Kook: IKook: I’m pretty sure it was because I’d never seen an ass naked before and it was really nice Tae Tae: Guccihoe: so kook just told me he saw jimin in a thong at a showcase in high school and popped a boner then jacked off in the bathroom but has the audacity to say he ain’t gay Hoesuck: EXCUSE ME Yoongles: Tae Tae: if I wasn’t a confirmed gay Chim’s ass would’ve been my gay awakening Mom: if I was a top I’d go after that Dad: understandable.Mario: RECEIPTSGuccihoe: what a power move Yoongles: that’s cool I have some too Guccihoe: yeah hyung and I went shopping last night Namkanda: he means love life receipts Tae Yoongles: He knows what it fucking means Joon Yoongles: but think about this.... If he wasn't my son I'd go for it too Mom: I'm not even mad Hoesuck: I the designated switch bitch would top for Chim everyday Guccihoe: he’s also my best friend and we’re both bottoms so it would never work out y’know Guccihoe: ALSO we need a fucking plan Hoesuck: to get jikook together????Bunny boy: she told me she was fucking Choi Hojin on the side Guccihoe: DSFKDLEKFB NOBunny boy: YES SHE WAS SO PROUD OF THE FACT TOO AND I GOT TO TELL HER SHE HAS HERPES NOWGuccihoe: DSKFLRBFEIFB WHAT A LEGENDBunny boy: thanks hyung Bunny boy: anyway I gotta go prepare some shit byeee Yoongles: prepare what shit? Sunnyboi: Mom: SLJGFBSDIJG WHO DID THISSunnyboi: Yoongles after Jungkook ignored him at the kebab place Guccihoe: STOP MAKING ME LAUGH IM TRYING TO SPYGuccihoe: ANYWAY Chim got off the couch to get the door and I’m hiding in the kitchen Guccihoe: HOLY FUCKDad: WHATGuccihoe: HE FUCKING WENT FOR ITSunnyboi: HE DID WHAT NOWGuccihoe: I MEAN HE DIDNT REALLY ADMIT HES GAY FOR JIMIN BUT HE HAS A POT OF CHIM'S FAVORITE FLOWERS AND LIKE 3 BAGS OF TAKEOUT AND HE’S WEARING THE ONESIE CHIM BOUGHT HIMSunnyboi: THE BUNNY ONE?

Mom: WHATDad: EXCUSE MESunnyboi: SINCE WHENGuccihoe: KOOK ASKED ME TO ADD HIM BACK TO THE MAIN SO HE COULD APOLOGIZE AND I TOLD HIM HE BETTER APOLOGIZE TO JIMIN IN PERSON AND HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO SO I THINK THATS WHAT HE’S PREPARINGYoongles: I just busted a phat UωUGuccihoe: hyung that’s so cute Yoongles: heheeh thanns gotta jet Mom: god he’s horrible Sunnyboi: Dad: JUNG HOSEOK WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE FUCKING STOPSunnyboi: STOP DRINKING BEVERAGES AND READING THIS SHIT ITS NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE WHICH IS SOMETHING YOU KNOW PLENTY ABOUT SINCE YOURE A FUCKING AEROSPACE ENGINEER MAJORDad: THAT IS BESIDE THE POINTSunnyboi: IS IT NAMJOON IS IT???? Guccihoe: YESSunnyboi: PHAT UWU HAS BEEN BUSTEDMom: THEYRE SO SOFT IM CRYINGGuccihoe: I GOTTA GET CLOSER TO HEAR THIS SAPPY SHITGuccihoe: “Hyung I want to apologize for the way I acted and how I disregarded your feelings.

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